The Hills Are Alive...
I was watching the “Sound of Music” over the weekend with a friend. She started to tell me something, not related to the movie, and I asked her if she could please break into song with the information she had to share. Then I started thinking – what would it be like to deal with real life issues in a world where everything is a song? Can you imagine Julie Andrews belting out a tune like “Do-Re-Mi” to help little Marta understand about getting her first period?Flo or Dot
Or special friend
Or a visitor you get
These are names
We use each month
Though we’d rather just forget
Rag, a maxi pad with wings
Cramps, a reason not to work
Plug, a tampon with a string
And it’s all because of Flo-oh-oh-oh....
Everybody…!!!
What about the Captain, his guitar at the ready, explaining to Curt the mysteries of hard-ons and wet dreams, “Edelweiss” gently providing the soundtrack…
When you sleep
You will dream
All about women or men
And those dreams
Could produce
A little puddle of semen
Don’t be embarrassed, it’s quite alright
Quite alright for you
You will need
Just one thing
A handy carton of tissues
What a wonderful world in which to live…ahhhh.
posted by Cherry Indigo (Cindy) @ 12/19/2005 12:55:00 PM
1 Comments:
HAHAHAHA!!!Ok, I am amuzed.
Madie
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